Utopian+Rules

1. No whining--whining is a sign of weakness.

2. Everyone will believe in the idea of Karma--do onto others as you would have done unto you.

3. Negative people will be forced to listen to recordings of the infamous Katie Wisnosky signing the following song lyrics "Come on, come on and take it! Take another little piece of my heart now baby!" As well as, "Shot through the heart and your to blame. Darling you give love, a bad name." You will then be given a copy of the lyrics and asked to annotate the song until you can figure out a deeper meaning.

4. No video games or texting allowed.

5. Three days a week you will rise before the sun and practice yoga in the community courtyard.

6. A journal must be kept.